I AM Down With the Sickness

And I don’t like it one damn bit. As my father used to say, “I feel like I’ve been shot at and missed, and shit at and hit.”. Sad but true…
I started my day bright and early at 10:30 this morning….only to find that I didn’t have the energy to even get out of bed. Greaaat….thats just how I wanted to start my day. So I decided that I would just lay there and play a computer game for a while…..not that I had many other options.. So I pop in the cd for Age of Empires: The Expansion and hit the Autoplay button. Much to my surprise (and chagrin), my computer looked me directly in the eye and went “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha NO.” I got one illegal operation message after another. No cookie for me I guess. Dammit, why couldn’t this have happened on some day when I wasn’t feeling so shitty. So I spent the next 2 hours moving files and downloaded programs to the second hard drive that I use to store my 1,500 MP3s. I finally got everything moved, and then killed it. “Die! Die NOW!!” I said as I punched the sheet metal casing over and over with my fists. Ok……so I really didn’t do that. I actually typed “format C”: and that pretty much killed it for a while. I know, I have mental problems. But after 7 hours of installing software, and taking enough cold medicine to sedate a horse, you’ld be a little loopy too.

Last night at 11:30, as I was on my way to Rainbow foods to buy some chocolate, I realized something very important. I enjoy being different. I guess it’s one of those things that just has to smack you in the face before you realize it. It’s cool to do your own thing, and to have your own style. Everyone is always so worried about what other people are going to say or think, that they forget whose opinion matters most in their life: their own. Just to sort of forewarn you, my tongue was just the beginning. I’m planning another piercing sometime in the near future. By the way, if you have a Rainbow Foods nearby, go buy some Hersheys Semi-sweet Chocolate chips. They have an overstock from Christmas, so they are selling them off WAY cheap. They are only 30 cents a bag. So, I bought 20 bags of them. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have large amounts of French Silk Pie and cold medicine to consume…..

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